Toogie and Co.

Cats: Nature's way of maintaining entropy.

Firemarshal Toogie and Sidewalk Supervisor Bubba remind you to be safe and check the battery in your smoke detector. (Don't have a smoke detector? Get one!) --Toogie

Firehats courtesy of madman artist, Ken Keirns.

"ZAP! Electricity"

(sung to the tune of "Stop! In The Name of Love" by Diana Ross and the Supremes)

Rita thought it was time for us to write a serious song about important cat issues. And for a long-haired cat, there is no more important issue in winter than static electricity!

ZAP! Electricity,

is going through my fur.

ZAP! Electricity,

that static really hurts.

Please don't tou-ouch me!

In every winter

the air gets dry,

then static gathers

and sparks will fly.

The static cling is so strong now,

cats stick to the walls like balloon cows.

Then people shuffle feet on rugs

and give cats lightening hugs

(Please don't touch me) Can't you go and zap the dog?

(Please don't touch me) Can't you please go zap the dog?

ZAP! Electricity

is going through my fur.

ZAP! Electricity

that static really hurts.

Please don't tou-ouch me!

Check out Toogie's Songbook for other cat songs.

About the proprietors of this page:

I'm Prince Rudolf Elfburg, aka Rudy, aka Toogie.

This was supposed to be MY internet account. Just because I'm not a writer, Mom said it had to be in HER name. Harrumph!

I'm a classic sealpoint Siamese. Hobbies: climbing walls, climbing people, playing jingle bell tennis, getting my way, chewing fingers, playing alarm clock, petty larceny.

Favorite Links: Freddie Street Cats, and my Namesake at The Prisoner of Zenda. All Siamese and related breeds must join the Siamese Internet Cat Club (dedicated to Siamese World Domination). And I also approve of Old Style Siamese Page.

I'm Cpl. Benton Fraser Weaselpaws, R.C.M.P. (Rampant Cat Madly Purring), aka Benny, aka Bubba, aka Dude.

I was bred in a kitten mill and raised in a trailer--just a good ol' cat who intends to be governor of Minnesota someday. I'm Mommy's "mews," which means I interfere with her writing as much as possible.

I'm a chocolate point Siamese. Hobbies: playing, eating, playing, purring, playing, eating. And of course, playing.

Favorite Links: MaxCat Catfood , The Origami Boulder page--where my favorite toy is raised to an art form! And my namesake at Due South.

I'm Miss Rita, aka The Big Meanie, aka Puff Kitty, aka She Who Has All The Toys.

I'm new to the house. I was a wandering gal, but now I've settled in and I figure it's a pretty good deal, bossing these spoiled boycats around. His Highness Prince Rudy doesn't get it that I'm boss, but that's okay. He can live with his delusions.

I am a seal point, I suppose, but I'm not Siamese. I love laps, and I love toys. I love toys so much, I'm considering becoming an evil super-villainess just so I can take over the world and have more toys. All the toys...ALL of them, I tell you...I WANT MORE TOYS!

I still don't have any favorite links yet. I don't do the internet. Takes too much time away from string and catnip mice. But here's a couple more pictures of me.

Toogie's neighbors: Andromeda TailTwister Took

Romy has some new pictures. She can hardly be called a kitten any more. She's as big as her Aunt Wyn! Both of them are giant Maine Coon cats. After you've had a look at her new pictures, take a look at some pictures we took a few months ago to compare her size to Toogie. (She's BIGGER now.) Click here for the comparison pictures.

We've been busy! We heard there was an Orange Alert!

We figure it must be pretty serious--I mean, have you ever been on the counter when a human was peeling an orange, and the juice squirts into your eyes? It stings! So we're taking this whole terrorism thing seriously. Here's a look at our Homeland Security preparations: Toogie's Homeland Security Page.