Introducing Miss Rita

 Darlink! I am so beautiful! Look at my pictures. I fix you with my lovely blue eyes, I play with string, I sleep with my pretty mousie, and dream of disembowling it.

You will bring me more toys, yes? I will sing.

Santa Baby, please leave some catnip under the tree,
for me.
I've been an awfully bad cat,
Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney to me!"
 

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